you know when you drink too much coffee and allofyourwordsruntogether and you start feeling reallyreallyreallyhot/fevery and maybe your heart starts beating a few extra bpm’s? and everything is hilariousfunnytotheextreme and you also get 1,000 good ideas at the same time? Plus your legs are out of control tapping and fidgeting?
new term for this extreme condition: coffee stroke.
(just had one.)
i’m officially obsessed with greek yog. (so much so that i just abbrev’d it to ‘yog’. Whatev dude abbrevs totes sound better than the orig word anyway) So far I am averaging 2 containers/wk. Is that weird? Don’t care. Probably weird that I eat a jar of salsa/wk, too (not with chips or anything, just, you know, eatin out of the jar), but also don’t care.
yummmmmmmm yogggggggg
I met Bobbi Brown!! (please ignore how dorky and giant i look in this photo. to be fair, every other person pictured therein is 5’6” or under)
casual elephant ride.
Amelia and an elephant by Robin Schwartz. Many more photos of Amelia and different animals here.
I wish an elephant would carry me to work in this manner.
Roundtrip tickets to Paris cost > $1500. Did you know that?
In other news, I’M GOING TO PARIS!!!
Our first lady’s pretty badass and has the photos to show for it.
Photos of Michelle Obama Being Awesome
via kateoplis

